Radolfo Sitz wanted to escape the drudge and sludge of Topeka. His solution - sign up for a volunteer astronauts program through the QVC. He trained for six weeks, and was sent off on the first mission with his partner, Svensen.

Svensen was a snake. Radolfo's friends laughed and told him he was simply a monkey.

The spaceship floated through the galaxy for 7 months. They slept, played battleship and drank chai.